Things people don’t get to choose:
- Sexual Orientation
- Gender Identity
- Mental Illnesses
Things people do get to choose
- To be an ignorant bitch-faced asshole to people because of things they have no control over
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
either i broke google maps or they introduced a no-fucks-given setting
Maybe it’s bus mode.
hi im a woman living in a post apocalyptic environment/desert island on a tv show and i have the smoothest armpits u have ever seen
hi im a woman in medieval times and my eyebrows r perfect and I have no leg hair
hello im a viking woman in a movie and i have a thin and trim waist and a huge rack and perfect eyeliner
Hi I’m a woman in a world without power and I wake up with perfectly curled hair
do you ever get cuddle frustrated? Not sexually frustrated, but just get really frustrated and asdfghklg because you’re not cuddling someone right now and you just really need to feel someone with their arms around you and bury your face in their neck and just feel them close
Inspired by every student whose told they can’t be an artist because it doesn’t “make enough money”.
i hope kesha’s return includes her taking down perez hilton but with the utmost class and dignity and a lil bit of crazy bitch
MY LIFE IS COMPLETE. DAVID IS SO TALL AND BUNNY IS SO PRETTY. I CANNOT CONTAIN MY FEELS.
LOOK AT THESE FLAWLESS HUMAN BEINGS.
I am an Arctic Monkeys song
You are also, coincidentally, adorable.