Utterly Deceptive Twaddlespeak

missuscarlikins:

Dearest followers

I know I don’t greet you anymore because I am a lazy ass, but you should know every time I see that little number go up I smile.

So thank you for clicking follow even though I’m a ball of issues.

Sincerely,
Me

So Fucking Done

moonstonedazzle:

I text my mom when I get out of class, wanting to talk to her about my Spanish test. I ask her how she is, how work is going… She responds that she’s spending the day with my father.

 

This is a little weird because A, my father works, and B, why is she saying father and not dad

 

Not a minute later, I get this

 

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I am 500% done with this woman today

derpmccoy:

current emotion:

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Something Personal

madeofsquirrels:

davidmichaelbennett:

So while this is a personal topic and really isn’t anyone’s business, we thought we still needed to let all the fans know so you are all aware…it only seemed right. Enough time has gone by and we thought we’d share it with you now.

Brianna and I are no longer together. To make things easier for the two of us, her and I thought it best for her not to work for Steam Powered Giraffe anymore. You will not be seeing her as a regular Walter Girl anymore. Hopefully that makes sense to all of you and that you respect our choices in those regards.

We’d prefer to keep it at that, so please do not fill our inboxes and such with your condolences, questions, and opinions. Neither of us want to dwell on it and you can imagine how crummy thousands of messages about it would feel to both of us.
It didn’t end bad and we still care about each other, but it’s a sore subject for both of us and we hope you can understand and respect that.

All SPG-lovin’ followers, please listen to him and respect this.

raisedbywolvessx:

skywordsord:

when you guys make sad posts and no one responds and you think no one cares

no no no noononnonono that’s not true

tbh I would totally be fixing up chicken soup for you and hug you if you are sad but

I’m jsut not good at wording things…….

sorry

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childishnotions:

writing is safer, somehow
because my pen cannot stutter like my lips do,
and words get stuck in throats,
not fingertips, can’t stumble
on paper trails of blue lines
because writing is definite and clear
and no one can tell if i am crying
or laughing
through written words alone 

edating:

a lot of people assume because i dont talk a lot that its because im in a bad mood or grumpy or being cold with them but its just like a genuinely have nothing to say!! i am not an interesting person!! i dont know how to respond to people 90% of the time dont take it personally!!